Kedo

A faggot who is very poor at writing ads. He constantly sends PMs that everyone will receive about "rare" maroon pillows being available. He also has a horrid habit of writing these ads around having picnics with MOD-Cleo and other gay shit. Could it be that because of this dedicated faggotry, the NPC Alvin has been recently renamed in his honour? It's moar likely than you think.