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Horse scat — 257 lines

• long copypasta is LOOOOOOONG
• contain some bobba, but i was able to spam it 3 times before i got permb&
• great thing to shout in welcome lounge, newhabbofags seeing that sick shit will quickly leave habbo.
• epic

since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while i wouuld wonder around.
OK, so, I walked into the stable.
Me and my sister always went to look after our horse.
The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one.
Since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while I wouuld wonder around.
Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet,
so I snuck off into the stable
on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was.
I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door
nd turned round a great white stallion was in front of me,
and kept nipping at my clothes.
I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side
of the stable and started eating from his haynet,
I walked over behind him, cautiously,
then I noticed something
which changed the way
I thought about horses forever...
He lifted up his tail.
I could see his butthole in full view.
I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds.
I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer.
A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching.
Piles of horse crap started pouring out.
It was the most arousing thing I ever saw.
I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor.
I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it.
It smelt so good.
So fresh.
I started running my hand softly over his rear.
As I did so he moved his tail up
like he had done before.
My god I was so h -0-r - ny.
I stood there for about ten minutes
just staring at his butthole.
I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there.
So I suched my index finger,
and placed it on his butthole.
The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me.
The look in his eyes
was almost like he was saying
"Push lt inside me. I want you to."
He turned back to eating
once I started to apply pressure.
All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside.
I think he started to like it.
I hope he did.
I kept fingering his butthole
. It was amazing, just going in and out of him.
God I now wish I'd put my dick in there.
Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do...
I remember thinking of how unsure I was.
I'm not gay, see.
I have a girlfriend who I love,
but this horse was so beautiful.
To RAYPE him would be so raw,
animalistic,
passionate...
I went underneath him,
and began to stroke his stomach,
and moved to his big balls.
They were black. And looked so hot.
Like tennis balls.
When I touhed them
I could feel him shudder slightly.
He absolutlley loved it...
I started to gently rub them.
I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing.
It was amazing.
I stopped
and went back up to his butthole again.
This time, instead of puting my hand there..
. I moved my face into his crack.
Once more, he lifted up his tail.
This time, I stuck out my tongue,
and began to Llck him.
The amazing thing was though,
I really could feel him moving
his butt onto my face.
He kept moving backwards
until my face was pressed against the wall
by his beautful butthole.
And I didn't stop Llcking.
I just grabbed hold of his rear
and pulled him more into my face.
I suddenly felt his butthole spread
I realized what was about to fill my mouth,
and my god I wanted it so bad.
The crap clogged up my mouth.
I gagged but swallowed.
Some more came out, and I swallowed that.
It tasted so good,
straight from his butthole to my mouth.
I moved back a little bit to catch my breath
and looked at his butt.
It looked so tasty, so good.
He took a step back again,
pressing my face back into his butt,
like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied.
He suddenly stopped rubbing
his butthole on my face
, and walked back to feeding.
I decided he'd had enough for today,
and turned to walk out...
But I didn't leave...
When I turned round,
the biggest dlck I have ever seen
was dangling from between his legs
. Oh my god it was so beautiful
. A huge black and pink dlck
that must have been the size of my arm
dangling down.
I had to such it.
I wanted it in my mouth.
I walked back over to him
and got on my knees and felt it.
It was incredible, like rubber,
but nicer feeling.
I started to w4nch him.
I tugged on his dlck
like someone was forcing me
to with a gun at my head.
He started to whinny slightly,
that made me so much hotter.
I then sarted to Llck the end of his shaft,
which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly,
so I reajusted myself
so I could start liching it at the new height.
I then cupped his balls in my hands
and started to such the tip,
and felt his butt bucking a bit...
I remember wondering
if he was actually trying to raype my face.
he kept thrusting at my face,
and it was wonderful.
The horse wanted to raype me!
How could I be so lucky!?
He wanted to ram his dlck down my throat
and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of cumm
that was sure enough gonna burst
from the end of this massive shaft
he was forcing into my mouth.
Then it struck me,
I got a bit worried at that point,
wondering if I might choke,
or he might spray it all over me,
or if he might try to actually mount ME,
I wouldn't like him to mount me.
I tried to stop suching him
to catch my breath by moing my head to the right,
at this, the horse just turned to the right
and started thrusting at my face
with his solid member.
The thing was though,
he kept getting it in my mouth.
I tried again,
but once more he forced it down my throat.
I just kept taking what was being
forced on me at that point.
I took my hands off his balls
and started jacking off his dlck some more.
He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting,
and I felt his d.ck twitch in my hands.
I realized wha was gonna happen,
so started jacking him as fast as I could...
And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me.
He gushed out cumm in my mouth,
but the amount was so ridiculous
I couldn't keep hardly any of it in.
It went all over my face.
He kept going and going.
Waves of cumm just kept shooting out all over me
as I just sat there,
unable to do anything except take it.
At that point he turned round.
I looked up only to see a tail rising.
I knew what he wanted.
He was such a dirty boy.
I watched as his butthole
twitched in that sexy way,
and then opened my mouth wide,
and sure enough, the golden-brown
wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature
that forced me to swallow its cum
was now filling my mouth again.
I swallowed it all.
It tasted so, so, so good.
Nearly as good as his cumm.
I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable
and lie down, clearly exhausted,
as I sat there, a face covered in horse cumm,
and with the taste of his crap in my mouth.
Man I felt good.
I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down.
As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable.
I couldn't figure out what she was doing
to her horse billy, he was whinnying.
I peeped round the corner to see my sister
bent over his tack box,
with him on top of her,
thrusting at her.
She was findling her breast with one hand,
and using the other for support.
Billy was clearly having the time of his life,
and my sister was too,
though she wasn't making a lot of noise,
it was clear she'd done this before.
After this my mind was made up;
I was going to raype a horse.
I walked in.
My sister exclaimed
"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!"
"It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants.
My sister looked at my rock solid member
and said "I don't want you..."
I looked at her and replied
"And I don't want you,
but Billys butt looks mighty tempting
while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!"
My sister grinned and pointed to a box.
I pulled it behind Billy
who started pounding at my sister again.
I lined my dlck up with his hole
and started thrusting at him.
It was the best day of my life without a doubt.
rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion
that was fucking the tight pussi of my sister.
I heard her say "Keep going!"
And she got out from under him,
and then started to such him.
I looked over seeing her take nearly all the d.ck
into her throat! I couldn't believe it!
I saw the lump slide down her throat,
she could do it and still breathe!
She is so lucky...
Billy rayped my sisters face
as her muffled groans only made me harder
inside the tight cave of his butthole.
I screamed out to my sister
"I'M GONNA CUM IN HIS BUTT"
To which she gave an extremely loud muffled moan.
I couldn't hold it anymore.
I shot my load inside Billys sexy butt
and then lay over him,
exasperated while he continued
rayping my sisters throat.
I walked out and left.
After realising what happened
I was so happy I didn't even want to finish
watching my sister get face rayped by the horse.
I got into the horse wagon and
waited for her to return.
It was my best day... Ever...

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Chocolate Rain — 80 lines

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way
(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]
Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.
(Chorus)

/b/ WAS HAVING TROUBLE

By the way, don't use this, Rules 1 and 2 mmkay

/b/ WAS HAVING TROUBLE
WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY
NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE
ITS FORMER GLORY
WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE?
WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE?
WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND
THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/
/b/ lS HAPPY AND FULL OF LULZ!
WE'RE MARCHING TO A FASTER PACE
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE!
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/
/b/'S A FINE LAND ONCE MORE!
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/
WATCH OUT, FURFAGS
WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR!
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/
LOOK, IT'S SPRlNGTIME
WlNTER FOR HABBOES AND FURFAGS
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/
SPRINGTIME! SPRINGTIME!
SPRINGTIME! SPRINGTIME!
SPRINGTIME! SPRINGTIME!
SPRINGTIME! SPRINGTIME!
COME ON, /b/TARDS!
GO lNTO YOUR DANCE!
l WAS BORN AN RAISED lN WEST PHILADELPHIA
UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ANON
DON'T BE STUPID, BE A SMARTY,
COME AND JOIN THE /b/TARD PARTY!
THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG,
THE FU*RER lS COMING!
HEIL ANONYMOUS
HEIL ANONYMOUS
HEIL ANONYMOUS
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/
HEIL ANONYMOUS
HEIL MYSELF
HEIL TO ME
I'M THE /b/TARD
WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY
HEIL MYSELF
RAlSE YOUR HAND
THERE'S NO GREATER
RAIDER IN THE LAND!
EVERYTHING I DO, I DO FOR YOU!
YES, YOU DO!
lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A RAID,
HERE'S WORLD AIDS DAY!
HEIL MYSELF
DO A BARREL ROLL
FUUCK YEAH SEAKING!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY /b/TARD STAND AND CHEER
HOORAY!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY /b/TARD
HEIL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY /b/TARD
HElL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY /b/TARD
...STAND AND CHEER!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
HE'S GOT THOSE FURFAGS ON THE RUN
YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSING A FUROR
THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HIS DEMANDS
THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT IN FURFAG LANDS
HE'S GOT ZA WHOLE WARUDO IN HIS HANDS
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
I WAS JUST A RANDOM /b/TARD
NO ONE MORE OBSCURER
GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE IMAGE BOARD
TOLD ME I WAS FU*RER
/b/ WAS BLUE
WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO?
HITCHED UP MY PANTS
AND CONQUERED THE FURFAGS IN FURCADIA
NOW /b/'s SMILING THROUGH!
BUT IT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY...
IT WAS 2006. /b/ROTHAS WERE
/b/LOCKAIDING AND I...
I WAS MAKING AFRODUCK.
AND THEN I GOT MY BlG BREAK.
SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN
THE IMAGE BOARDS AND,
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?
THEY MADE ME JANITOR. JANITOR!
IT AlN'T NO MYST'RY
IF IT'S RULE 34 OR COPYP`STA
THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW IS
EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BIZ
HElL MYSELF
WATCH MY SHOW
l'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN
DONTCHA KNOW
WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS
THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE
MAKE A GREAT BlG SMILE
EV'RYONE SIEG HEIL TO ME
WONDERFUL ME!
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRlNGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/
DUCK ROLL'S THE NEW ROLL TODAY
SPRlNGTIME!
DUCK ROLLS!
AlDSBOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKIES AGAlN
/b/ lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN
SPRlNGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/
SWASTIGETS ARE MADE ONCE MORE
SPRlNGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/
MEANS THAT...
SOON WE'LL BE DINING...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE DINING....
YOU BET WE'LL BE DINING...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE DINING IN /h/ELL!!

Anon Alphabet

Kids, It's time to learn the Anon Alphabet.

/a/
/b/
/c/
/d/
/e/
/f/
/g/
/gif/
/h/
/hr/
/k/
/m/
/o/
/p/
/r/
/s/
/t/
/u/
/v/
/w/
/wg/
/i/
/ic/
/cm/
/y/
/an/
/cgl/
/ck/
/co/
/fa/
/fit/
/hc/
/jp/
/mu/
/n/
/po/
/sp/
/tg/
/toy/
/trv/
/tv/
/x/
/rs/
/yg/
/z/

NOW I KNOW MY ABCs
NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME?

I Like to Watch — 46 lines

I put my hand in my pocket
What do I feel
One hundred and ten stories
Of concrete and steel
I like to watch
That plane-shaped hole
Really gets me hot
But the big ball of fire
Is the money shot
I like to watch
I like to watch
The plane going in
I like to watch
The flame shooting out
People dive into the street
While I play with my meat
My steel melted
and my tower's coming down
The New York skyline
Will never be the same
But the guys who flew those planes
Had ****ing amazing aim
I like to watch
There must have been a reason
But I don't understand
Why they hit the Pentagon
Instead of Disneyland
I like to watch
I like to watch
The plane going in
I like to watch
The flame shooting out
It's raining broken glass
While I sit on my ass
My steel melted
and my tower's coming down
I'd almost had enough
Of watching planes explode
Until they showed it in reverse
And I had to shoot my load
I like to watch
Now my hand's all sticky
And I can't find a rag
I guess I'll have to use
The american flag
I like to watch

Caturday-Air — 38 lines

Nao dis iz a story awl abowt hao mai
Lief goted flippeded turneded upsied down
adn I'd lieks ta taek a minuet jus sitz riet thar
I'll tell yoo hao becom teh prince uv a widah-pissin-territory cawleded Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born adn raiseded
Awn teh playground iz wher I spended most uv mai daiz
Chillin' owt, maxin', rylaxin', awl cool
adn awl shootin' sum b-balz owtsied uv teh skool
Wehn a couple uv guyz, hoo werz up ta noes gud
staarteded makin' trubble in mai neighborhood
goted in wun liddill fyet adn mai mahm goted skared
adn sayed, "ur movin' wif yur auntie adn uncle in Bel-Air."

I beggeded adn pleadeded wif her teh uddah dai
But her packeded mai suitcaes adn sended meh awn mai wai
Her gaev meh a kissin’ adn her gaev meh mai ticket
put mai walkman awn adn sayed I maiet az well kick eet

furst class, yo dis iz bad,
Drinkin orange joos owtta a champagne glass
iz dis whut teh peeps uv bel-air livin’ lieks,
Hmm dis maiet b alriet!

But wayt, I heer dey're percy, boozwah adn awl dat
but nooen haz a plaec ta send dis cool cat
dun finks sow, I'll seez wehn getz thar
I hoep dey're prepared
Foar teh Prince uv Bel-Air!

Wehn teh plaen landeded adn I comed abowt
dood, lukeded lieks a cop
standin' thar wif mai name owt
aint tyrin ta getz arresteded yet, I jus goted heer!
sow I sprin wif teh quikness dat lightnin disappearz

whistleded foar a cab adn wehn eet comed near
Teh license plaet sayed fresh adn eet haded diec in teh meeror
If anyfin I kud meaow dat dis cab wuz raer
But thot, "Nah, foargetz eet. Yo territoriez.. Ta Bel-Air!"

I.. pulleded... up ta mai territory at abowt 7 or 8
adn I yelleded ta teh cabby "Yo territoriez, smell ya latah!"
lukeded at mai kindum I wuz finally thar
Ta sitz awn mai throen az teh Prince uv Bel-Air.

All your chickens — 19 lines

In A.D. 12 July 2006
War was beginning
Mod: What happen?
Habbo: Somebody block pool 
Habbo: We get signal
Mod: What
Habbo: Main screen turn on 
Mod: It's You 
NIGRAS: How are you gentlemen 
NIGRAS: All your pool are belong to us 
NIGRAS: You are on the way to destruction from AIDS 
Mod: What you say
NIGRAS: You have no chance to survive make your time 
NIGRAS: Ha Ha Ha Ha 
Mod: Take off every "NIGRA" 
Mod: You know what you doing 
Mod: Ban "NIGRA" 
Mod: For great justice
ALL YOUR CHICKENS ARE BELONG TO US

Save the Fros(6 lines)

SAVE THE FROS,BROS
THE POOL IS CLOSED!
DUE TO AIDS
FROM LEMONAID
SAVE THE FROS,BROS
THE POOL IS CLOSED!
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Der Fuehrer's Face(36 lines)

When der fuehrer says 
"We ist der master race!"
We HEIL!
HEIL! 
Right in der fuehrer's face
Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace
So we HEIL!
HEIL!
Right in der fuehrer's face!

When Herr Goebbels says we own the world and space
We HEIL!
HEIL! right in Herr Goebbels' face
When Herr Goring says they'll never bomb dis place
We HEIL!
HEIL! right in Herr Goring's face
Are we not the supermen--Aryan pure supermen?
Ja we ist der supermen!
Super-duper supermen!
Ist this Nutzi land so good?
Would you leave it if you could?
Ja! this Nutzi land is good!
We wouldn't leave it if we could!
We bring the world to order
Heil Hit1er's world to order!
Everyone of foreign race
Will love der fuehrer's face
When we bring to the world dis-order!

When der fuehrer says 
"We ist der master race!"
We HEIL!
HEIL! 
Right in der fueher's face
Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace
So we HEIL!
HEIL!
RIGHT IN DER FUEHRER'S FACE!!