Afroduck
Afroduck is the God of all nigras. He watches over good nigras and protects them from AIDS and defends them the foul strikes of the b& hammer. Afroduck rewards the good nigras with watermelonz and fried chickenz and sends the fake wanna/b/s into the AIDS pool. He gave to us our most powerful weapons: The Armani Suit and the Afro. With these combinded and the blessing of this Deity nigras have the power to cleanse AIDS. In order to summon Afroduck a nigra must sacrifice his fro and stand behind the duck statue. Often the MODs, being the retards that they are, will b& you for blocking when you are forming Afroduck - MOAR RACISM!
False Idols
Beware of false Afroducks which have been spotted from time to time. Or Blood-duck from the retarded Captain-Poison