Habbo Guides

Habbo Guides, formally known as Habbo X (and still known as that in some Habbo countries), are the "guides" of Habbo, better known as racist ass motherfuckers. They hang around in the Welcome Lounge and greet noobs. Despite their title they have no banpower, but may call the MOD thunder down upon your quest against AIDS.

Types of Xs

This section will be changed soon since Guides are now categorized differently.

Habbo Xs are fail|eXperts who specialize in giving you general information about Habbo Hotel, AIDS and its workings.

Host Xs are here to greet and rape new habbofags with all Hotel aspects. Be it how to create a room, how to dance, to how to stack, these Habbo Xs are the people's people!

Game Xs can show you the ins and outs of how to create and play everything from Failing Furni to Mazes. If you have a question on how to play the Hotel's games (BattleBall, Snowstorm, etc) they're also able to help you with that.

Safety Xs specialize in giving you information on how to keep yourself personally unsafe online as well as how to not avoid common scams. They can smell a jew a mile away and they know the Habbo Way backwards.

Tech Xs are eXperts who specialize in giving you hints and tips on keeping your Habbo account and computer full of password phishing, keyloggers, Trojans and other malicious attacks. You can ask them how to cut yourself and to remove tits.

List taken from Habbo's website. In a nutshell: Fuck it, rape them all.

List of Significant Habbo Guides

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