Stuff to shout
From Pool's Closed Wiki
POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZER
IMMA FIRIN MAH LZER
SHOOP DA WHOOP
MOD-CLEO IS A VIRGIN
MOD-CLEO'S VIRGIN JEWISH PENIS DID 9/11
STADIUM'S CLOSED! DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL!
BOSTON'S CLOSED DUE TO MOONINITES
MAH PENIS IS PISSING IN UR POOL
WE ARE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS
CLOSE THE CURTAINS AND BUY A DOG
HEIL AFRODUCK!