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From Pool's Closed Wiki
POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZER IMMA FIRIN MAH LZER SHOOP DA WHOOP MOD-CLEO IS A VIRGIN MOD-CLEO'S VIRGIN JEWISH PENIS DID 9/11 STADIUM'S CLOSED! DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL! BOSTON'S CLOSED DUE TO MOONINITES MAH PENIS IS PISSING IN UR POOL WE ARE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS CLOSE THE CURTAINS AND BUY A DOG HEIL AFRODUCK!