NPCs
The servants placed by MODs to carry out the distribution of AIDS as well as cover-ups and anti-nigra propaganda.
Janis
Name: Janis <br>Apparent Gender: Female <br>Location: Habbosphere Pool Deck <br>Stated Mission: Service with a smile :) <br>Real Mission: Spreading AIDS through the pool and lemonAIDS. <br>Status: Missing
Summary: Likely the favored NPC of MOD-Cleo, closest to an NPC arch-nemesis for nigras. Thankfully observed to be confined to her vendor booth. One of her common phrases she states if your using shout, is "don't shout, I'm delicate" This however can be countered by saying "don't delicate, I'm shout" right after they say say their phrase, thus producing lulz.
Janis vanished in the big 2008 update and was replaced by a whore named Zoe. Whereabouts are still unknown.
Zoe
Name: Zoe <br>Apparent Gender: Female <br>Location: Lido Pool Deck - West <br>Stated Mission: Service with a smile :) <br>Real Mission: Spreading AIDS through the pool and lemonAIDS? <br>Status: Missing
Summary: Replacement for Janis. Stole many of Janis's phrases and even her motto as well as adding a few even more pathetic ones of her own. Mission is presumed to be the same as that of Janis. Zoe is currently missing since the recent upgrades to Habbo. She has been replaced by Chloe who is diffrent but still sells lemonAIDS
Alvin
Name: Alvin <br>Apparent Gender: Male <br>Location: Rooftop Rumble <br>Stated Mission: Don't look down... <br>Real Mission: Spreading AIDS through food. <br>Status: Missing/Replaced
Summary: Not one of the moar significant NPCs in the larger scheme, mostly annoying. Alvin is confined to his vendor booth at the back of the roof area. Promotes a few foods on a regular basis and says something about having to wait for a table. Alvin is known for not serving nigras, as he never has any chikinz. His alternate name is Kedo.
Scott
Name: Scott <br>Apparent Gender: Male <br>Location: Wobble Squabble <br>Stated Mission: Don't look down... <br>Real Mission: Spreading AIDS through food. <br>Status: Active
Summary: Alvin's replacement. Stole most of his phrases. Seems to be even more clueless.
Maya
Name: Maya <br>Apparent Gender: Female <br>Location: Sun Terrace <br>Stated Mission: keeps you cool <br>Real Mission: Source of teh AIDS. <br>Status: Missing
Summary: The most potentially dangerous NPC. Maya could rank on par with many MODs if she were not trapped in place by the tree in Sun Terrace and frequently distracted by her "obsession" (Read, furfag) with squirrels. Maya has been identified as the "vendor" of AIDS. MODs collect the AIDS from her blue box she is always wearing and distribute them to the other NPCs and various other locations such as the pool.
Has also gone missing during the hotel upgrades.
Harry
Name: Harry <br>Apparent Gender: Male <br>Location: Welcome Lounge <br>Stated Mission: Happy to help <br>Real Mission: Unknown <br>Status: Active
Summary: Harry is considered to be a neutral NPC. Research has uncovered a history of resisting the plans of the evil MODs and a refusal to spread AIDS. He was eventually subjected to a concentrated "treatment" of AIDS which resulted in brain damage. He now spends his days walking around behind the welcome desk, announcing random events from time to time. With the help of at least 3 people, Harry can be removed from his desk area, but seems to be fearful of escape and will try to return as soon as possible.
Evidence suggests there may have been good reason for his fear of leaving the desk. At some point in the recent changes Harry has vanished from the Welcome Lounge entirely.
Philip
Name: Phillip <br>Apparent Gender: Male <br>Location: Flava Cafe <br>Stated Mission: Hey. I'm Phillip. <br>Real Mission: AIDS in food, as well as racism.
Summary: Another NPC created to put AIDS into Habbo food. Runs Flava Cafe and is probably the most racist NPC of all. He has been nominated for Grand Wizard of the KKK for two years straight, but has failed due to his faggotry.
Bilbo & Marian
Name: Bilbo <br>Apparent Gender: Male <br>Stated Mission: Serving you *sigh* <br>Name: Marian <br>Apparent Gender: Female <br>Stated Mission: Yes? <br>Location: Club Massiva (Lounge) <br>Real Mission: Being depressed.
Summary: These two emo-goth-fags run the Club Massivca Lounge, the considerably moar boring half of Massiva. Bilbo is depressed to quite an extreme level while Marian is less depressed but still very much emo and claims to know Madonna. Their exact intended mission is unknown but it may have something to do with razor blades. Nobody will be surprised to learn if they both become An Hero anytime soon.
Ariel
Name: Ariel <br>Apparent Gender: Female <br>Location: Ice Cafe <br>Stated Mission: Kooky but a lil nice mixed in <br>Real Mission: Serving AIDS-laced drinks
Summary: Ariel is a strange grey-skinned (Read, AIDS-Zombie) NPC who runs Ice Cafe. She serves drinks with AIDS mixed in them.
Skye
Name: Skye <br>Apparent Gender: Female <br>Location: Rooftop Sky Lounge <br>Stated Mission: Excuse me, I was just crunching on an ice cube <br>Real Mission: Spreading AIDS through coffee
Summary: Skye is a greasy Mexican (or somewhere around there) that serves you up her AIDS-contaminated, hometown-made coffee. She wants to start the spread of AIDS at the top of the hotel so that it will easily spread downward.
Gino & Carlo
Name: Gino <br>Apparent Gender: Male <br>Stated Mission: The Master of Pizza <br>Name: Carlo <br>Apparent Gender: Male <br>Stated Mission: Pizza chef <br>Location: Palazzo Pizzeria <br>Real Mission: Making AIDS pizzas.
Summary: Gino and Carlo are the pizza chefs of Habbo Hotel. Gino is rather egotistical and complains about the pizza being scared if you shout near him. Carlo is not of particular note other than having perpetually broken the cash register. They also have a hidden basement that leads to their secret sex chamber where unfortunate habbofags end up if they don't pay for their AIDS infected food. Another hidden fact is that what Habbos think is cheese on their pizza is actually Gino's dried jism from his daily fapping.
Chloe
Name: Chloe <br>Apparent Gender: Female <br>Stated Mission: I keep cool by the pool. <br>Location: Lido Deck I <br>Real Mission: Infecting the pool with AIDS and serving lemonAIDS. <br>Status: Active Summary: Chloe is the new lemonAIDS vendor.She appears to be slightly less intelligent then her previous as she continues to say "Yes?" 3 or 4 times in a row.
