sionChicken

sionChickens are a somewhat laggy and very noisy money sink for people in SL who truly have no lives. Similar to tamagotchi except you have to pay jewgolds to feed and take care of them.

These chickens spend most of their time bitching about wanting moar food. They are physical objects and not terribly hard to kill. Taking them into inventory kills them as well as returns. Their deaths tend to bring about a lot of drama and potential lulz.

How to kill them

Most owners are halfway smart and will disable rez, etc on their parcels. There are ways around it though.

• Use prims, multiple linked ones with root in another parcel if needed, and herd the chickens into a more vulnerable parcel or one with a short autoreturn time.
• If you are on a private sim with void along at least one border you can push the chickens offworld.
• Shoot them.