Pets

Pets in Habbo Hotel include virtual cats, dogs, and alligators that you can buy. Habbofags irritable bowel syndrome buy these pets for reasons unknown, and then further waste their money by buying virtual toys and food for the animal to eat. Many Habbofags may do this because they are addicted to beastiality, and repeatedly sodomize their poor virtual dogs, contracting AIDS.

Pets are another way that Habbo Hotel spreads AIDS. Like rabies, the pet bites you and you now have an incurable disease. Congratulations.