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If you read this, then you are probably newfag/failfag who can't block pools succesfully and make nice [[SwastiGET]].
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==Who am I?==
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[[Image:How to be a nigra.PNG|right|thumb|If you chose other suit - you fail]]
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You are '''[[Nigra]]''', and you '''must''' act like nigra.
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*You must dress like real nigra
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*You must obey [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet rules of the internaet]
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*If you can, '''BLOCK'''
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*ALways when you raid use [[Habbo raid tools|raid tools]] to cause more lag&win
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*LURK MOAR
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*Remember, /b/rothers are your friends. Fight together and make raid epic
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*If you see that your /b/rothers try to make [[SwastiGET|swasti]] or [[CommuGET]] don't stand like dick, HELP THEM.
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*If you want to make huge raid, post topic with date, time, and hotel, at least 2 weeks b4 raid.
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*FUCK HABBO CENSORSHIP, don't say DICK, it alerts modfags. To save your, and your /b/rothers' ass say DlCK (D*lowercase L*CK)
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*Entering pool will make you full of [[AIDS]] habbofag instantly, unless you know how to [[Habbo raid tools|walk on water]]
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*'''If there is going to be huge raid like 7/12 or [[2007 9-11 Raid|9/11]], you <big>must</big> wait until specified hour, otherwise you will be called newfag.'''
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*Be organised, [http://poolsclosed.us Poolsclosed.us] is your hq. Making solid wall at [[Janis]]'s lemonAIDS, then block pool ladder, then access to high dive, '''then''' making good looking swastiget is moar win than niggers running around whole room, and hardly trying to block pool doors.
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==How many /b/rothers need to block room?==
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For example rooftop rumble, if there are 3 nigras blocking whole room there is no use of trying to enter. Just go help /b/rothers in pool, theatre or something.
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<gallery>
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Image:Habbosphere pool deck plan.png|you may want to make wall between dressing room and pool
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Image:Theaterdome plan.png|only 4 niggers to close aids-filled microphone
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Image:Vertigo dance floor plan.png|again, only 4 brothers to close it
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Image:Welcome lounge plan.png|3 nigras and welcome lounge is closed for every habbofag
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Image:Sun terrace plan.png|block '''1''' at first, 5 nigras needed
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Image:Rooftop rumble plan.png|the easiest pool to close, one nigra to block ladder, 2 nigras to block doors
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Image:Palazzo pizza plan.png|Need 6 niggers, raid only if pool's closed for good
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Image:Hotel kitchen plan.png|almost nobody enter this place
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</gallery>
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==Raid tools==
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''Main article: [[Habbo raid tools]].''
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==What to spam?==
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'''DO NOT SPAM ''Raid by 4chan.org'' ''/b/ WINS'' ''poolsclosed.us'' AND SHIT LIKE THIS YOU DAMN NEWFAG'''
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Seriously, that just attracts MOAR AIDS, HABBO/NEWFAGS.
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Make sure your copypasta don't have any word from [[Filtered words list]]. On small raid you don't wanna mods, do you?
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Put something from [[Stuff to shout]] to F* keys and for multiline flood you may put some song lyrics, [http://wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Copypasta Copypasta] or simply anything from intaernet.
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==Trolling private rooms, habbo forums and wikipedia==
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Let's trick some habbofags to last measure, or goatse. I bet that some of room owners know shock sites, so they won't go to it, but there is nice solution for it. Go to [http://dr.ag], click ''Quick Url'' enter domain name, for example ''habbohackers'' and enter sum shock/keylogger filled site.
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It'll come with smthing like that
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your password for changes is c1729 ,
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your long url http://cock.cx can be reached via these url-variants:
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HABBOHACKERS111.DR.AG · DR.AG/HABBOHACKERS111
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Password is for changing where domain should point.<br />
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As you can see serious lulz might be done that way.<br /><br />
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You can enter habbohackers111.avi and trick pedos to goatse, lulz.
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==Getting habbofags b&==
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On small raids make your name offensive, for example
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*SHlTDlCKPENlS
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SHlTDlCKPENlS
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Habbofaggotry will say your name, alerting mods and getting B&<br />
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'''FOR THE LULZ!'''
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==[[SwastiGET]]s and [[CommuGET]]s==
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[[Image:How-to-make-swastiget.gif|center|framed|Well done SwastGET]]
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[[Image:Swastiget with 17.png|thumb|left|250px|17 Nigras maek sum win.]]
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[[Image:Commuget_with_18.png|thumb|right|250px|18 Nigras can defeat the evils of Habbo Hotel's capitalist pigs.]]

Revision as of 04:21, 23 November 2007

If you read this, then you are probably newfag/failfag who can't block pools succesfully and make nice SwastiGET.

Who am I?

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If you chose other suit - you fail

You are Nigra, and you must act like nigra.

  • You must dress like real nigra
  • You must obey rules of the internaet
  • If you can, BLOCK
  • ALways when you raid use raid tools to cause more lag&win
  • LURK MOAR
  • Remember, /b/rothers are your friends. Fight together and make raid epic
  • If you see that your /b/rothers try to make swasti or CommuGET don't stand like dick, HELP THEM.
  • If you want to make huge raid, post topic with date, time, and hotel, at least 2 weeks b4 raid.
  • FUCK HABBO CENSORSHIP, don't say DICK, it alerts modfags. To save your, and your /b/rothers' ass say DlCK (D*lowercase L*CK)
  • Entering pool will make you full of AIDS habbofag instantly, unless you know how to walk on water
  • If there is going to be huge raid like 7/12 or 9/11, you must wait until specified hour, otherwise you will be called newfag.
  • Be organised, Poolsclosed.us is your hq. Making solid wall at Janis's lemonAIDS, then block pool ladder, then access to high dive, then making good looking swastiget is moar win than niggers running around whole room, and hardly trying to block pool doors.

How many /b/rothers need to block room?

For example rooftop rumble, if there are 3 nigras blocking whole room there is no use of trying to enter. Just go help /b/rothers in pool, theatre or something.

Raid tools

Main article: Habbo raid tools.

What to spam?

DO NOT SPAM Raid by 4chan.org /b/ WINS poolsclosed.us AND SHIT LIKE THIS YOU DAMN NEWFAG

Seriously, that just attracts MOAR AIDS, HABBO/NEWFAGS.

Make sure your copypasta don't have any word from Filtered words list. On small raid you don't wanna mods, do you? Put something from Stuff to shout to F* keys and for multiline flood you may put some song lyrics, Copypasta or simply anything from intaernet.

Trolling private rooms, habbo forums and wikipedia

Let's trick some habbofags to last measure, or goatse. I bet that some of room owners know shock sites, so they won't go to it, but there is nice solution for it. Go to [1], click Quick Url enter domain name, for example habbohackers and enter sum shock/keylogger filled site. It'll come with smthing like that

your password for changes is c1729 ,

your long url http://cock.cx can be reached via these url-variants:

HABBOHACKERS111.DR.AG · DR.AG/HABBOHACKERS111

Password is for changing where domain should point.
As you can see serious lulz might be done that way.

You can enter habbohackers111.avi and trick pedos to goatse, lulz.

Getting habbofags b&

On small raids make your name offensive, for example

  • SHlTDlCKPENlS
SHlTDlCKPENlS

Habbofaggotry will say your name, alerting mods and getting B&
FOR THE LULZ!

SwastiGETs and CommuGETs

Well done SwastGET
17 Nigras maek sum win.
18 Nigras can defeat the evils of Habbo Hotel's capitalist pigs.