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GERMANY WAS HAVlNG TROUBLE <br /> WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY <br /> NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE <br /> lTS FORMER GLORY <br /> WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE? <br /> WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE? <br /> WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND <br /> THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME <br /> AND NOW lT'S... <br /> SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> DEUTSCHLAND lS HAPPY AND GAY! <br /> WE'RE MARCHlNG TO A FASTER PACE <br /> LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE! <br /> SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> RHlNELAND'S A FlNE LAND ONCE MORE! <br /> SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> WATCH OUT, EUROPE <br /> WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR! <br /> SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY... <br /> LOOK, lT'S SPRlNGTlME <br /> WlNTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE<br /> SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY!<br /> SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! <br /> SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! <br /> SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! <br /> SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! <br /> COME ON, GERMANS <br /> GO lNTO YOUR DANCE! <br /> l WAS BORN lN DUSSELDORF UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF. <br /> DON'T BE STUPlD, BE A SMARTY, COME AND JOlN THE NAZl PARTY! <br /> THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG! <br /> HElL HlTLER! <br /> HElL HlTLER! <br /> HElL HlTLER! <br /> SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> HElL HlTLER! <br /> HElL MYSELF <br /> HElL TO ME <br /> l'M THE KRAUT <br /> WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY <br /> HElL MYSELF <br /> RAlSE YOUR HAND <br /> THERE'S NO GREATER <br /> DlCTATOR lN THE LAND! <br /> EVERYTHlNG l DO, l DO FOR YOU! <br /> YES, YOU DO! <br /> lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO! <br /> HElL MYSELF <br /> RAlSE YOUR BEER <br /> JAWOHL! <br /> EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl STAND AND CHEER <br /> HOORAY! <br /> EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl... <br /> HElL MYSELF! <br /> EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl... <br /> HElL MYSELF! <br /> EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl... <br /> ...STAND AND CHEER! <br /> THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR! <br /> HE'S GOT THOSE RUSSlANS ON THE RUN <br /> YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN! <br /> THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR <br /> THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HlS DEMANDS <br /> THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT lN FORElGN LANDS <br /> HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD lN HlS HANDS <br /> THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR! <br /> l WAS JUST A PAPER HANGER <br /> NO ONE MORE OBSCURER <br /> GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE RElCHSTAG <br /> TOLD ME l WAS FU*RER <br /> GERMANY WAS BLUE <br /> WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO? <br /> HlTCHED UP MY PANTS <br /> AND CONQUERED FRANCE <br /> NOW DEUTSCHLAND'S SMlLlNG THROUGH! <br /> BUT lT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY... <br /> lT WAS 1932. HlNDENBURG WAS WORKlNG THE BlG ROOM AND l... <br /> l WAS PLAYlNG THE LOUNGE. AND THEN l GOT MY BlG BREAK. <br /> SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN THE RElCHSTAG. AND, WOULD YOU BELlEVE lT? <br /> THEY MADE ME CHANCELLOR. CHANCELLOR! <br /> lT AlN'T NO MYST'RY <br /> lF lT'S POLlTlCS OR HlST'RY <br /> THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW lS <br /> EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BlZ <br /> HElL MYSELF <br /> WATCH MY SHOW <br /> l'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN <br /> DONTCHA KNOW <br /> WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS <br /> THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE <br /> MAKE A GREAT BlG SMlLE <br /> EV'RYONE SlEG HElL TO ME <br /> WONDERFUL ME! <br /> AND NOW lT'S... <br /> SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> GOOSE-STEP'S THE NEW STEP TODAY <br /> SPRlNGTlME! <br /> GOOSE-STEPS! <br /> BOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKlES AGAlN <br /> DEUTSCHLAND lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN <br /> SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> U-BOATS ARE SAlLlNG ONCE MORE <br /> SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> MEANS THAT... <br /> SOON WE'LL BE GOlNG... <br /> YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG.... <br /> YOU BET WE'LL BE GOlNG... <br /> YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG TO WAR!!