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===Germany was having trouble — 108 lines === | ===Germany was having trouble — 108 lines === | ||
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*turn ALL CAPS off | *turn ALL CAPS off | ||
| − | GERMANY WAS HAVlNG TROUBLE | + | GERMANY WAS HAVlNG TROUBLE <br /> |
| − | WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY | + | WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY <br /> |
| − | NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE | + | NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE <br /> |
| − | lTS FORMER GLORY | + | lTS FORMER GLORY <br /> |
| − | WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE? | + | WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE? <br /> |
| − | WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE? | + | WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE? <br /> |
| − | WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND | + | WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND <br /> |
| − | THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME | + | THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME <br /> |
| − | AND NOW lT'S... | + | AND NOW lT'S... <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY | + | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> |
| − | DEUTSCHLAND lS HAPPY AND GAY! | + | DEUTSCHLAND lS HAPPY AND GAY! <br /> |
| − | WE'RE MARCHlNG TO A FASTER PACE | + | WE'RE MARCHlNG TO A FASTER PACE <br /> |
| − | LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE! | + | LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE! <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY | + | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> |
| − | RHlNELAND'S A FlNE LAND ONCE MORE! | + | RHlNELAND'S A FlNE LAND ONCE MORE! <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY | + | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> |
| − | WATCH OUT, EUROPE | + | WATCH OUT, EUROPE <br /> |
| − | WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR! | + | WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR! <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY... | + | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY... <br /> |
| − | LOOK, lT'S SPRlNGTlME | + | LOOK, lT'S SPRlNGTlME <br /> |
| − | WlNTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE | + | WlNTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE<br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY! | + | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY!<br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! | + | SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! | + | SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! | + | SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! | + | SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME! <br /> |
| − | COME ON, GERMANS | + | COME ON, GERMANS <br /> |
| − | GO lNTO YOUR DANCE! | + | GO lNTO YOUR DANCE! <br /> |
| − | l WAS BORN lN DUSSELDORF UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF. | + | l WAS BORN lN DUSSELDORF UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF. <br /> |
| − | DON'T BE STUPlD, BE A SMARTY, COME AND JOlN THE NAZl PARTY! | + | DON'T BE STUPlD, BE A SMARTY, COME AND JOlN THE NAZl PARTY! <br /> |
| − | THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG! | + | THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG! <br /> |
| − | HElL HlTLER! | + | HElL HlTLER! <br /> |
| − | HElL HlTLER! | + | HElL HlTLER! <br /> |
| − | HElL HlTLER! | + | HElL HlTLER! <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY | + | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> |
| − | HElL HlTLER! | + | HElL HlTLER! <br /> |
| − | HElL MYSELF | + | HElL MYSELF <br /> |
| − | HElL TO ME | + | HElL TO ME <br /> |
| − | l'M THE KRAUT | + | l'M THE KRAUT <br /> |
| − | WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY | + | WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY <br /> |
| − | HElL MYSELF | + | HElL MYSELF <br /> |
| − | RAlSE YOUR HAND | + | RAlSE YOUR HAND <br /> |
| − | THERE'S NO GREATER | + | THERE'S NO GREATER <br /> |
| − | DlCTATOR lN THE LAND! | + | DlCTATOR lN THE LAND! <br /> |
| − | EVERYTHlNG l DO, l DO FOR YOU! | + | EVERYTHlNG l DO, l DO FOR YOU! <br /> |
| − | YES, YOU DO! | + | YES, YOU DO! <br /> |
| − | lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO! | + | lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO! <br /> |
| − | HElL MYSELF | + | HElL MYSELF <br /> |
| − | RAlSE YOUR BEER | + | RAlSE YOUR BEER <br /> |
| − | JAWOHL! | + | JAWOHL! <br /> |
| − | EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl STAND AND CHEER | + | EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl STAND AND CHEER <br /> |
| − | HOORAY! | + | HOORAY! <br /> |
| − | EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl... | + | EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl... <br /> |
| − | HElL MYSELF! | + | HElL MYSELF! <br /> |
| − | EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl... | + | EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl... <br /> |
| − | HElL MYSELF! | + | HElL MYSELF! <br /> |
| − | EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl... | + | EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl... <br /> |
| − | ...STAND AND CHEER! | + | ...STAND AND CHEER! <br /> |
| − | THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR! | + | THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR! <br /> |
| − | HE'S GOT THOSE RUSSlANS ON THE RUN | + | HE'S GOT THOSE RUSSlANS ON THE RUN <br /> |
| − | YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN! | + | YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN! <br /> |
| − | THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR | + | THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR <br /> |
| − | THEY CAN'T SAY | + | THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HlS DEMANDS <br /> |
| − | THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT lN FORElGN LANDS | + | THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT lN FORElGN LANDS <br /> |
| − | HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD lN HlS HANDS | + | HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD lN HlS HANDS <br /> |
| − | THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR! | + | THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR! <br /> |
| − | l WAS JUST A PAPER HANGER | + | l WAS JUST A PAPER HANGER <br /> |
| − | NO ONE MORE OBSCURER | + | NO ONE MORE OBSCURER <br /> |
| − | GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE RElCHSTAG | + | GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE RElCHSTAG <br /> |
| − | TOLD ME l WAS FU*RER | + | TOLD ME l WAS FU*RER <br /> |
| − | GERMANY WAS BLUE | + | GERMANY WAS BLUE <br /> |
| − | WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO? | + | WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO? <br /> |
| − | HlTCHED UP MY PANTS | + | HlTCHED UP MY PANTS <br /> |
| − | AND CONQUERED FRANCE | + | AND CONQUERED FRANCE <br /> |
| − | NOW DEUTSCHLAND'S SMlLlNG THROUGH! | + | NOW DEUTSCHLAND'S SMlLlNG THROUGH! <br /> |
| − | BUT lT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY... | + | BUT lT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY... <br /> |
| − | lT WAS 1932. HlNDENBURG WAS WORKlNG THE BlG ROOM AND l... | + | lT WAS 1932. HlNDENBURG WAS WORKlNG THE BlG ROOM AND l... <br /> |
| − | l WAS PLAYlNG THE LOUNGE. AND THEN l GOT MY BlG BREAK. | + | l WAS PLAYlNG THE LOUNGE. AND THEN l GOT MY BlG BREAK. <br /> |
| − | SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN THE RElCHSTAG. AND, WOULD YOU BELlEVE lT? | + | SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN THE RElCHSTAG. AND, WOULD YOU BELlEVE lT? <br /> |
| − | THEY MADE ME CHANCELLOR. CHANCELLOR! | + | THEY MADE ME CHANCELLOR. CHANCELLOR! <br /> |
| − | lT AlN'T NO MYST'RY | + | lT AlN'T NO MYST'RY <br /> |
| − | lF lT'S POLlTlCS OR HlST'RY | + | lF lT'S POLlTlCS OR HlST'RY <br /> |
| − | THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW lS | + | THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW lS <br /> |
| − | EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BlZ | + | EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BlZ <br /> |
| − | HElL MYSELF | + | HElL MYSELF <br /> |
| − | WATCH MY SHOW | + | WATCH MY SHOW <br /> |
| − | l'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN | + | l'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN <br /> |
| − | DONTCHA KNOW | + | DONTCHA KNOW <br /> |
| − | WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS | + | WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS <br /> |
| − | THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE | + | THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE <br /> |
| − | MAKE A GREAT BlG SMlLE | + | MAKE A GREAT BlG SMlLE <br /> |
| − | EV'RYONE SlEG HElL TO ME | + | EV'RYONE SlEG HElL TO ME <br /> |
| − | WONDERFUL ME! | + | WONDERFUL ME! <br /> |
| − | AND NOW lT'S... | + | AND NOW lT'S... <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY | + | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> |
| − | GOOSE-STEP'S THE NEW STEP TODAY | + | GOOSE-STEP'S THE NEW STEP TODAY <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME! | + | SPRlNGTlME! <br /> |
| − | GOOSE-STEPS! | + | GOOSE-STEPS! <br /> |
| − | BOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKlES AGAlN | + | BOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKlES AGAlN <br /> |
| − | DEUTSCHLAND lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN | + | DEUTSCHLAND lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY | + | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> |
| − | U-BOATS ARE SAlLlNG ONCE MORE | + | U-BOATS ARE SAlLlNG ONCE MORE <br /> |
| − | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY | + | SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY <br /> |
| − | MEANS THAT... | + | MEANS THAT... <br /> |
| − | SOON WE'LL BE GOlNG... | + | SOON WE'LL BE GOlNG... <br /> |
| − | YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG.... | + | YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG.... <br /> |
| − | YOU BET WE'LL BE GOlNG... | + | YOU BET WE'LL BE GOlNG... <br /> |
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG TO WAR!! | YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG TO WAR!! | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:40, 24 November 2010
Germany was having trouble — 108 lines
- no "bobba"
- turn ALL CAPS off
GERMANY WAS HAVlNG TROUBLE
WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY
NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE
lTS FORMER GLORY
WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE?
WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE?
WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND
THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
DEUTSCHLAND lS HAPPY AND GAY!
WE'RE MARCHlNG TO A FASTER PACE
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
RHlNELAND'S A FlNE LAND ONCE MORE!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
WATCH OUT, EUROPE
WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY...
LOOK, lT'S SPRlNGTlME
WlNTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
COME ON, GERMANS
GO lNTO YOUR DANCE!
l WAS BORN lN DUSSELDORF UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF.
DON'T BE STUPlD, BE A SMARTY, COME AND JOlN THE NAZl PARTY!
THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG!
HElL HlTLER!
HElL HlTLER!
HElL HlTLER!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
HElL HlTLER!
HElL MYSELF
HElL TO ME
l'M THE KRAUT
WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY
HElL MYSELF
RAlSE YOUR HAND
THERE'S NO GREATER
DlCTATOR lN THE LAND!
EVERYTHlNG l DO, l DO FOR YOU!
YES, YOU DO!
lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO!
HElL MYSELF
RAlSE YOUR BEER
JAWOHL!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl STAND AND CHEER
HOORAY!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
HElL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
HElL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
...STAND AND CHEER!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
HE'S GOT THOSE RUSSlANS ON THE RUN
YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR
THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HlS DEMANDS
THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT lN FORElGN LANDS
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD lN HlS HANDS
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
l WAS JUST A PAPER HANGER
NO ONE MORE OBSCURER
GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE RElCHSTAG
TOLD ME l WAS FU*RER
GERMANY WAS BLUE
WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO?
HlTCHED UP MY PANTS
AND CONQUERED FRANCE
NOW DEUTSCHLAND'S SMlLlNG THROUGH!
BUT lT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY...
lT WAS 1932. HlNDENBURG WAS WORKlNG THE BlG ROOM AND l...
l WAS PLAYlNG THE LOUNGE. AND THEN l GOT MY BlG BREAK.
SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN THE RElCHSTAG. AND, WOULD YOU BELlEVE lT?
THEY MADE ME CHANCELLOR. CHANCELLOR!
lT AlN'T NO MYST'RY
lF lT'S POLlTlCS OR HlST'RY
THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW lS
EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BlZ
HElL MYSELF
WATCH MY SHOW
l'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN
DONTCHA KNOW
WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS
THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE
MAKE A GREAT BlG SMlLE
EV'RYONE SlEG HElL TO ME
WONDERFUL ME!
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
GOOSE-STEP'S THE NEW STEP TODAY
SPRlNGTlME!
GOOSE-STEPS!
BOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKlES AGAlN
DEUTSCHLAND lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
U-BOATS ARE SAlLlNG ONCE MORE
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
MEANS THAT...
SOON WE'LL BE GOlNG...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG....
YOU BET WE'LL BE GOlNG...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG TO WAR!!
