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GERMANY WAS HAVlNG TROUBLE
WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY
NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE
lTS FORMER GLORY
WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE?
WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE?
WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND
THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
DEUTSCHLAND lS HAPPY AND GAY!
WE'RE MARCHlNG TO A FASTER PACE
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
RHlNELAND'S A FlNE LAND ONCE MORE!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
WATCH OUT, EUROPE
WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY...
LOOK, lT'S SPRlNGTlME
WlNTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
COME ON, GERMANS
GO lNTO YOUR DANCE!
l WAS BORN lN DUSSELDORF UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF.
DON'T BE STUPlD, BE A SMARTY, COME AND JOlN THE NAZl PARTY!
THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG!
HElL HlTLER!
HElL HlTLER!
HElL HlTLER!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
HElL HlTLER!
HElL MYSELF
HElL TO ME
l'M THE KRAUT
WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY
HElL MYSELF
RAlSE YOUR HAND
THERE'S NO GREATER
DlCTATOR lN THE LAND!
EVERYTHlNG l DO, l DO FOR YOU!
YES, YOU DO!
lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO!
HElL MYSELF
RAlSE YOUR BEER
JAWOHL!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl STAND AND CHEER
HOORAY!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
HElL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
HElL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
...STAND AND CHEER!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
HE'S GOT THOSE RUSSlANS ON THE RUN
YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR
THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HlS DEMANDS
THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT lN FORElGN LANDS
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD lN HlS HANDS
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
l WAS JUST A PAPER HANGER
NO ONE MORE OBSCURER
GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE RElCHSTAG
TOLD ME l WAS FU*RER
GERMANY WAS BLUE
WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO?
HlTCHED UP MY PANTS
AND CONQUERED FRANCE
NOW DEUTSCHLAND'S SMlLlNG THROUGH!
BUT lT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY...
lT WAS 1932. HlNDENBURG WAS WORKlNG THE BlG ROOM AND l...
l WAS PLAYlNG THE LOUNGE. AND THEN l GOT MY BlG BREAK.
SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN THE RElCHSTAG. AND, WOULD YOU BELlEVE lT?
THEY MADE ME CHANCELLOR. CHANCELLOR!
lT AlN'T NO MYST'RY
lF lT'S POLlTlCS OR HlST'RY
THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW lS
EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BlZ
HElL MYSELF
WATCH MY SHOW
l'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN
DONTCHA KNOW
WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS
THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE
MAKE A GREAT BlG SMlLE
EV'RYONE SlEG HElL TO ME
WONDERFUL ME!
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
GOOSE-STEP'S THE NEW STEP TODAY
SPRlNGTlME!
GOOSE-STEPS!
BOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKlES AGAlN
DEUTSCHLAND lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
U-BOATS ARE SAlLlNG ONCE MORE
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
MEANS THAT...
SOON WE'LL BE GOlNG...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG....
YOU BET WE'LL BE GOlNG...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG TO WAR!!