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Was at my grandmother's house.
 
Was at my grandmother's house.
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It all started when my grandma  
 
It all started when my grandma  
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Called me into her room for "Help"
 
Called me into her room for "Help"
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I figured she needed help with her computer
 
I figured she needed help with her computer
 +
 
Or something along the lines of that.
 
Or something along the lines of that.
 +
 
But instead of being her personal technician
 
But instead of being her personal technician
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I became her personal phuckbuddy.
 
I became her personal phuckbuddy.
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As I opened the door, I could feel a moist scent
 
As I opened the door, I could feel a moist scent
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In my nose.
 
In my nose.
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It smelled of rotten fish and piss.
 
It smelled of rotten fish and piss.
 +
 
Wondering what the hell she was doing in there
 
Wondering what the hell she was doing in there
 +
 
I swiftly opened the door.
 
I swiftly opened the door.
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And to my surprise
 
And to my surprise
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There she was, naked with a candy-cane up her anus.
 
There she was, naked with a candy-cane up her anus.
 +
 
I looked in horror as she took it out
 
I looked in horror as she took it out
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With her feces all over it,
 
With her feces all over it,
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And began sucking on it seductively.
 
And began sucking on it seductively.
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At this point I wanted to leave immediately
 
At this point I wanted to leave immediately
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But I couldn't. I was so horny.
 
But I couldn't. I was so horny.
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I jumped on top of her.
 
I jumped on top of her.
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Her saggy breast flopped about, hitting my face.
 
Her saggy breast flopped about, hitting my face.
 +
 
It made me so aroused it hurt.  
 
It made me so aroused it hurt.  
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I grabbed her saggy, soggy breasts and just began sucking.
 
I grabbed her saggy, soggy breasts and just began sucking.
 +
 
Oh my god, I would do anything to do that again.
 
Oh my god, I would do anything to do that again.
 +
 
I just sucked and sucked on her sagging boobs
 
I just sucked and sucked on her sagging boobs
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Never stopping.
 
Never stopping.
 +
 
"Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.
 
"Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.
 +
 
I gladly complied.
 
I gladly complied.
 +
 
Sucking even harder, I could feel a  pulse in her breast.
 
Sucking even harder, I could feel a  pulse in her breast.
 +
 
And she lactated in my mouth.
 
And she lactated in my mouth.
 +
 
There was so much milk.
 
There was so much milk.
 +
 
This milk of hers  had been in her soggy breasts for decades
 
This milk of hers  had been in her soggy breasts for decades
 +
 
And as a result, it tasted moldy, and felt a little bit creamy.
 
And as a result, it tasted moldy, and felt a little bit creamy.
 +
 
The streams just kept coming out of her rocky nipples and I kept drinking it all
 
The streams just kept coming out of her rocky nipples and I kept drinking it all
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But I had her milksack so far up my throat, It triggered my gag reflex.
 
But I had her milksack so far up my throat, It triggered my gag reflex.
 +
 
Instantly, I ripped her breast out of  my mouth and puked
 
Instantly, I ripped her breast out of  my mouth and puked
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All over her face and succulent body.
 
All over her face and succulent body.
 +
 
I thought this was the end of our fun.
 
I thought this was the end of our fun.
 +
 
But it was just the beginning.
 
But it was just the beginning.
 +
 
The smelly, wet, creamy beginning.
 
The smelly, wet, creamy beginning.
 +
 
She began licking up my vomit chunk after chunk
 
She began licking up my vomit chunk after chunk
 +
 
I just sat there, enjoying her show.
 
I just sat there, enjoying her show.
 +
 
Then she suddenly turned around.
 
Then she suddenly turned around.
 +
 
Revealing her penis.
 
Revealing her penis.
 +
 
I couldn't resist but rub mine against hers
 
I couldn't resist but rub mine against hers
 +
 
It was so good
 
It was so good
 +
 
It was like a spell of arousal.
 
It was like a spell of arousal.
 +
 
Then I came. Delightfully.
 
Then I came. Delightfully.
 +
 
Then she came. Delightfully.
 
Then she came. Delightfully.
 +
 
We both bent over and cleaned the cum off each other's dicks
 
We both bent over and cleaned the cum off each other's dicks
 +
 
With our tongues.
 
With our tongues.
 +
 
I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.
 
I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.
 +
 
"OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself
 
"OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself
 +
 
As my grandfather came in.
 
As my grandfather came in.
 +
 
Naked.
 
Naked.
 +
 
He jumped on top of me and grandma and formed a threesome.
 
He jumped on top of me and grandma and formed a threesome.
 +
 
Who would have thought! A threesome with my grandma and Grandpa!
 
Who would have thought! A threesome with my grandma and Grandpa!
 +
 
My most sought after fantasy and it was finally coming true!
 
My most sought after fantasy and it was finally coming true!
 +
 
My grandfather's cock was penetrating my anus at lightning speed.
 
My grandfather's cock was penetrating my anus at lightning speed.
 +
 
Then……His man tits exploded.
 
Then……His man tits exploded.
 +
 
I didn't have time to think in the creamy, hairy, bloody mess.  
 
I didn't have time to think in the creamy, hairy, bloody mess.  
 +
 
So I just left.
 
So I just left.
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And that was my first time having sex.
 
And that was my first time having sex.
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Latest revision as of 18:31, 24 November 2010

Grand Old Time

I'll never forget the day

When I lost my virginity.

It was Christmas and my family

Was at my grandmother's house.

It all started when my grandma

Called me into her room for "Help"

I figured she needed help with her computer

Or something along the lines of that.

But instead of being her personal technician

I became her personal phuckbuddy.

As I opened the door, I could feel a moist scent

In my nose.

It smelled of rotten fish and piss.

Wondering what the hell she was doing in there

I swiftly opened the door.

And to my surprise

There she was, naked with a candy-cane up her anus.

I looked in horror as she took it out

With her feces all over it,

And began sucking on it seductively.

At this point I wanted to leave immediately

But I couldn't. I was so horny.

I jumped on top of her.

Her saggy breast flopped about, hitting my face.

It made me so aroused it hurt.

I grabbed her saggy, soggy breasts and just began sucking.

Oh my god, I would do anything to do that again.

I just sucked and sucked on her sagging boobs

Never stopping.

"Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.

I gladly complied.

Sucking even harder, I could feel a pulse in her breast.

And she lactated in my mouth.

There was so much milk.

This milk of hers had been in her soggy breasts for decades

And as a result, it tasted moldy, and felt a little bit creamy.

The streams just kept coming out of her rocky nipples and I kept drinking it all

But I had her milksack so far up my throat, It triggered my gag reflex.

Instantly, I ripped her breast out of my mouth and puked

All over her face and succulent body.

I thought this was the end of our fun.

But it was just the beginning.

The smelly, wet, creamy beginning.

She began licking up my vomit chunk after chunk

I just sat there, enjoying her show.

Then she suddenly turned around.

Revealing her penis.

I couldn't resist but rub mine against hers

It was so good

It was like a spell of arousal.

Then I came. Delightfully.

Then she came. Delightfully.

We both bent over and cleaned the cum off each other's dicks

With our tongues.

I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.

"OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself

As my grandfather came in.

Naked.

He jumped on top of me and grandma and formed a threesome.

Who would have thought! A threesome with my grandma and Grandpa!

My most sought after fantasy and it was finally coming true!

My grandfather's cock was penetrating my anus at lightning speed.

Then……His man tits exploded.

I didn't have time to think in the creamy, hairy, bloody mess.

So I just left.

And that was my first time having sex.