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I am Muthafuckar! — 43 lines
Black man: ...AC Transit Bruso: Let’s get back to business. How much you charge me for a spit-shine? Black man: what? Bruso: How much you charge me for my Stacy Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday...You said you.. [note: Stacy Adams are a brand of shoe.] Black man: Did you get what I said just now? Bruso: Yes Black man: Why a brother gotta spit-shine your shoes? Bruso: You offered! Black man: I didn’t offer you shit. Bruso: What’d you just say when you walked by me? Black man: I said why, why a fuckin’ brother gotta spit-shine your shoes? Bruso: You don’t have to! Black man: Why a white man can’t spit-shine - Bruso: [interrupting] - It could be a Chinaman! It don’t matter! Black man: Look dude... Bruso: I ain’t prejudice! What? You think I’m prejudice! Black man: [pointing toward front of bus] Take your ass back up there and get the fuck out my face right now. Bruso: Why you being so hostile, man? Black man: ‘Cause. I’m pissed off. Bruso: Well its better to be pissed off than pissed on. Black man: Take your ass up there right now Bruso: [standing to go to the front] You ain’t scarin’ this white boy. I’m 67 years old. You ain’t scarin’ me. You ain’t scarin’ me. Black man: [now, also standing] I’m 50. Bruso: You ain’t scared of me. You ain’t scarin’ me. Black man: I’ll put my foot up your ass. Bruso: No you won’t! No you won’t! Bruso: You won’t do nothin’ to me! [then something unintelligible] Black man: Say it again! [then something unintelligible as woman who was filming talks over him] Iyanna Washington: Say it again! Say it again, Pinky! Someone off camera whom many allege is Iyanna Washington: Beat his white ass! Whoop his ass! Another passenger: Leave him alone! Iyanna Washington: It ain’t worth it, blood, it ain’t worth it. Black man: I’d put my foot up your ass. Bruso: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of them. Black man: What?! Another passenger: Stop it! Bruso: Don’t fuck with me! He hit me! He fuckin’ hit me! Bruso: He fuckin’ hit me first! He hit me in the face! [unintelligible] – self defense! Iyanna: Open that shit! laughs Iyanna: We can press charges, blood. I got in on videotape. He’s leakin’. Black man: That motherfucker hit me. No no no no no. Another passenger: Did he break your teeth? Black man: No. Bring an amberlamps.
